Archive | August, 2014

SummerSlam 2014 predictions

17 Aug

Have to do this quickly. Poolside on vacation in Florida…

Pre-show: RVD vs. Cesaro. Really? Mania XXX Battle Royal winner relegated to pre-show. Really?  Well I still think Cesaro beats RVD tonight.

Rollins vs. Ambrose Lumberjack Match: I think Ambrose somehow gets the win. Rollins is still Mr. Money in the Bank.

Rusev vs. Jack Swagger in a Flag Match: It’s the biggest party of the summer! Russian flag gets waved? Well maybe only after Swagger gets the win. Then Rusev beats him up after the bell, cinches on the ol’ camel clutch, and we see him wave his flag too.

Paige vs. AJ Lee for Divas Title: It’s Paige’s 22nd birthday. Would they really make her lose? I don’t think so. Paige regains Divas Title.

Brie Bella vs. Stephanie McMahon: Have to go with The Authority. Maybe Nikki Bella has something to do with sis losing. Principal owner emerges victorious. Yes! Yes! Yes!

Bray Wyatt vs. Chris Jericho: Would love to see Y2J get a win but I think they have to give Wyatt the win after he lost the Cena feud and did nothing at MITB or Battleground.

Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton: Have to think we continue to see the major main event push for the Roman Empire. Just read somebody’s tweet that suggested a surprise return by Batista to screw The Viper. That’d be cool. Either way Reigns wins clean tonight.

The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler for Intercontinental Title: Excited to see a real good match here. Can only hope they don’t extend Miz’s little title reign. Get the gold to Ziggler with a Zig Zag.

John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar for WWE World Heavyweight Championship: I’ll put it exactly how my 10-year-old just put it. He said, “Dad, I want Lesnar to win but I think Cena will win.” Will The Beast be conquered tonight or will a part-timer become the champ?  Somehow someway I believe we get same old, same old Super Cena. The Champ is still here. If not then I’ll be pleasantly surprised.

And with a Cena win, G-d only knows how many unhappy customers will not renew the WWE Network for another 6 months for only $9.99/month.